LET ME WIN AGAIN!

My people—I am here again. It is I, your son. I have come to solicit your support. Help us win the 2023 Elections and you can forget about shouting UP NEPA, all your electricity will be provided for freely by my new administration. Don’t worry, this time will be different—public opinion will matter.

Join me in moving our great nation to the NEXT LEVEL. And errm, we have a little something for you to take back home.

Crowd: Heyyyy! Jagaban!! Jagaban!!!

and yet again they sell their souls to the devil for another 8 years.